- Photo: It’s not easy finding an apt in the city. http://tumblr.com/xcbbem0uf #
- Photo: Online dating is like a bag of party favor, you just want it to be good. http://tumblr.com/xcbbem74w #
- Photo: Somethings aren’t meant to be shared… http://tumblr.com/xcbbendw6 #
- Video: If you don’t know who Voltron is… http://tumblr.com/xcbberwoy #
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Revolutionary Road: What would have happened if the Titanic made it to America.
Fantastic performance
REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
iphone4
Top 10 reasons to get the new IPhone 4
1. Girls will want to touch it.
2. You can touch it after a girl touches it.
3. It might be the sexiest thing you ever touch.
4. You can “video chat”
5. You can pull it out in public and play with it
6. You can pull it out in public and play with it while people watch.
7. And enjoy it… you f*cking deviant….
8. It vibrates.
9. It’s easy to clean…
10. You want it.
Ok the real top 10 reasons to get the new IPhone 4:
1. It’s built like a tank.
2.. It’s like a mini IPad. That’s a good thing.
3. You can “video chat”
4. It’s beautiful.
5. The camera is awesome.
6. All the girls want it, therefore they want you if you have it.
7. Because you’re a director. 720p baby.
8. It’s sexy
9. It’s the best phone out there
10. YOU WANT IT
Alice in wonderland: It looks like a unique cake baked by a master chef, except it’s undercooked and flavorless… BUT you keep eating it because you think it will get better, and ultimately it leaves you unsatisfied with a stomachache 
alice in wonderland movie
- Hands of chinchilla! http://yfrog.com/2c4vuj #
- Another pair of broken headphones… Fuck it, going Bluetooth. #
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Mr. Fox: Are you cussing with me?
Badger: No, you cussing with me?
Mr. Fox: Don’t cussing point at me!
Badger: You can cuss yourself.
Mr. Fox: You’re not going to cuss with me, you little cuss!
Badger: Don’t cuss with me!
GRAR RARR RAWR!
It was cussing good!
the fantastic mr. fox movie
It’s not easy dating in today’s world. Not even for Voltron.
Voltron online dating
I want to say I get this question a lot, but since there’s only two inquiries it seems a bit self serving to say the question, “Is this movie good/worth watching?” is an epidemic, but I can see it becoming a reoccurring problem.
My one liners for my movie reviews are suppose to pique your interest with a sense of humor or express a deep emotion that was provoked while I experienced the movie. For the most part, there are very few movies I find a waste of time to watch. Whether it be the artistic style, the actor’s performance, the storyline, the dialogue, or the cinematography I can find something that enhances my own artistic creations. So I guess whether the movie is good or bad isn’t a question I want to answer. I’d rather tell you why you should watch the movie and if it doesn’t jive with you then skip it. For example: The movie “2011″ I would watch it again because it was an intense roller coaster ride with awesome in your face CGI. The movie La Vie en Rose provided a spectacular performance from Marion Cotillard. Actually, spectacular was an understatement; her performance should be studied in film school as a testament that acting has not lost their art in the age of CGI. How do you compare these two movies? The short answer is you can’t. If I was to pick which movie was better I would pick La Vie en Rose, but I would give both movies an equal chance to grace my 50″ plasma because they stimulated me in different ways.
Well, that was a longer explanation then I wanted to give. In short I will come up with a new rating system for my movie reviews to accompany my one liners. Stay tuned.
- Going star searching later today. Who will be my star and starlet?? #
- I want to shake chincilla hands; They are so cute! #
- $3/lb for rainier cherries! Oakland's farmer's market is awesome. #
- My cat is no smarter than a moth…
http://yfrog.com/1a3xkj #
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